Mr President

If you had the chance to become president and take over the world, what would you do and change to make the world a better place? for myself, we'll I'm quite angry about things that happen each and every day. I'm going to point out a particular crime/hate that i dont like and also what i would do

Rapists & Pedophile - OK, well lets start with Rapists, i have a very big hate against rapists, for anyone who commits a rape on girls/boys, what i would do is put the rapist's into a prison that had a large amount of homosexual males and give them males permission to rape and abuse the person who committed this on the boy/girl. After that i would visibly mark that person with a large tattoo on their face so that their publicly visible to people!

Immigrants - OK now this is quite a touchy subject, what gets to me is that people come to Scotland from all other countries to try and make a better life for them, which is understandable, this could be due to fear for their life, or simply just for a change. It bugs me soo much that these people come into our country, take our jobs, take our homes and yet still moan and while all this going on, our own country men and woman are still lying on the streets homeless, why ain't we helping out own people before we start taking in every Tom, Dick & Harry! We should do what other countries do and not let these people into our country unless they have a very healthy bank balance, as it is now people are just coming over and planking their ass here! Too many Immigrants coming into Scotland! let it stop, look after our own first!

Junkies - OK, junkies, i can actually keep this short and sweet if you like, but i wont, what i would do with junkies, i would actually encourage them to do drugs, i would actually offer drugs free, i would give them that many so that they all take an overdose and die! Now i know what you may think, that's a little harsh, yes maybe so, but i look at this in a completely different way, i will explain. People around us who live normal healthy lifestyles, get up in the morning, have breakfast maybe hit the gym, go to work and so on, then next minute this person drops dead? why? it just happens i suppose, right? why though? why should someone who lives life healthy have to die, then you got these idiots who take drugs, pump all sorts into their body, push their body to the limits with drugs, yet these idiots are still alive, why? I really wish all drug users/junkies would just overdose and die, harsh i know, but i am a harsh person!

Mental/Physical wife/husband beaters - It gets to me a lot that woman out there are subject to abuse from males, normally happens behind closed doors when know one can see, men who do this have no ba**s to do it to someone of the same sex, or someone with the same strength they have to pick on the weaker sex! These sort of people, what i would do is again, same as above with the Rapists i would put these people in prison and allow the other inmates to kick the sh*t out of them

That's the start of my life as President - i have plenty more. stay tuned!

Celtic still done me Proud

Well well well, what can i say? where do i start? I had missed the 1st 15 minutes of our game against Manchester United due to being stuck at work, rushed all the way home and settled down to watch the game, deep down i had some questions, about whether Celtic could pull of a win or even a draw, not to rule Celtic out because we did actually beat Man United few seasons back, the only difference this time around was the lack of top players available for Celtic. The first player out for Celtic was Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink, our 2nd player out was Georgios Samaras, straight away we have 2 big attackers out due to Injury, now this left Scott McDonald upfront on his own, personally i dont rate Scott McDonald very well and would actually like to see him ejected from the 1st team and eventually from Celtic, i personally don't feel he is of Celtic class, yes maybe he was at the beginning of last season and near the end of the season, but this season he has been really poor, my 1st choice would either be Samaras or Hesselink or both upfront. Man United just seemed to be too strong for Celtic, Very quick on the counter attack.

What i really need to moan about is the officials, man, these people suck some serious ass! the 1st goal put in against Celtic was a Clear offside call but was allowed, the 2nd Goal, again offside, what is it with officials these days? is it not about time football gets something similar to those of other sports which is video playback, officials are just clearly not cut out for the job, i have seen many bad calls from officials over the years, not only Against or for Celtic, but also other clubs in the SPL and also Champions League, i think it is an absolute disgrace the way officials get away with major bad calls, but hey, I'm not going to grumble, i had it in my heart that Celtic would not get passed Man U, especially on their Home ground! Celtic on the other hand where playing quite well up until the 1st goal went in, Aiden McGeady having a good shot at goal, Celtic overall tonight, where really poor and lacked something special? not sure what this is, but lacked it very much, Normally id be very angry and upset that we have lost as i kinda do take football rather serious, Celtic is part of my life and something that i treasure a lot, i spent many years supporting Celtic, ever since i was a wee boy, Celtic have always been in my heart, i have shed many tears over Celtic, being a fan is when your willing to accept the good with the bad, you win some, you loose some, its football, it can be down to skill, luck or down to dodgy officials call's, but at the end of the day, i can be happy that we managed to get into the Champions League to start with, i can be happy that we progressed once in the Champions League, were as our Glasgow Rivals Rangers never managed to get in to start with.

So overall, I'm still happy with Celtic, and very very proud to be a loyal supporting Fan, I'll always be there no matter if it's a win loose or draw as Celtic is part of me, its a passions, a hobby and a lifetime commitment!

Hail Hail :)

Manchester Utd v Celtic FC

Tonight game against Manchester United should prove to be very difficult for our Bhoys, we have a few injury worries we need to sort out, im a little anxious and very nervous about tonights game, We have beaten Man U before but with a solid team,with our injury problems i feel it will be difficult, no doubt I'll blog after the game and express my feelings

CELTIC BEAT MAN UNITED 1-0

Andrea Bocelli - Por Ti Volare

I just felt the need to post this video, it really is an amazing song :)



I'm more of a dance music lover and also indie music, but listening to music like that really does make the hairs in the neck stand up, i love all types of music, this song though is just amazing!

Step Brothers (Movie)

Step Brothers is a MUST SEE for anyone who enjoys crazy humor, you will certainly have a giggle watching Step Brothers, Step Brothers stars Will Farrell and John C Reilly. Both Farrell and Reilly live with their single parents until the 2 parents actually meet each other and decides to get married, it starts of were Brennan and Dale hate each other and hate the fact their parents have gotten together and gotten married, they both get up to mayhem, after Brennan and Dale have a chat they end up becoming best friends in the movie, they realize that they have loads in common. Their are sooo many funny bits in the movie, the best bit for me was when Brennan and Dale decided they wanted bunk beds, so they made bunk beds from their 2 single beds, held up with loose ends, not sure who it was, but one of them is lying on the under bed and the other runs and jumps up onto the top bunk then the whole thing collapses down, i could not stop laughing, it has to be one of the best bits of the movie. The movie then goes on, due to the mayhem both lads cause in the film, it puts strain on the marriage with both the parents, they end up separating and going their own ways, Brennan and Dale then start getting serious, having decent straight jobs until the end of the movie where there is a big company get together and both lads perform on stage, brings back their childish behaviour and also brings their parents back together.

I'd recommend anyone to watch this movie, Farrel and Reilly work well together, they almost look similar too, lol, i was overall entertained with the movie and would watch this over and over, very much worth the watch.

The Dark Knight (Movie)

OK, i know batman has been out a while and kinda old news, but hey, i watched it again and i feel i want to write a bit about it, I'm not a huge fan of comic films, I have seen all the batman's and can safely say that i ain't a big fan of them, actually found them quite boring, i dunno why, but i kept watching the new ones as they came out, nothing changed when the Dark Knight came out, i decided to go to the cinema to see this, i thought the film was fantastic, Christian Bale plays batman, i must say, he plays this part extremely well, very impressed with his role in this movie, the plot is just similar to previous batman's, basically batman out saving Gotham City. The best character i thought in this movie was the Joker part played by the late Heath Ledger who is sadly no longer with us. Heath's part in the movie was basically to take over as the main bad man and bring madness to Gotham City, I wont go into detail about the roles of the characters.

"HEATH LEDGER AS THE JOKER"

The graphics in the movie were just fantastic, much improved since the previous batman movies, there were excellent special effects throughout the whole movie. If there is to ever be another remake of batman then they will have a hard task beating the Dark Knight.

If you haven't seen the Dark Knight yet, i recommend that you go see it, its fantastic and very much worth the watch.

The waiting game

Have you ever noticed that all we seem to do is wait around for things, for example, work, depending on weather you enjoy your job or not it can be a long wishful day, for myself i sit in work wishing my day away so i can finish work, constantly waitin to finish, then you got fun things like waiting for your favourite tv show to come on, i dont so much wait for tv shows anymore, i booked lee evans concert tickets back in november 07 and had to wait a whole year to actually go see him, still waiting, his gig is on thursday, then for the woman, your constantly waiting for woman to do what they have to do, weather its getting ready, finishin work or just dily dalying about shops, no rush at all just plodding along, why does everything we do in life always require waiting. Here i am sat in car waiting for lana to get served for petrol. The waiting game continues....

Bad Drivers!! ahhh

Not only have you got to watch yourself driving, you also have to watch other people, especially older folk, I was coming back from town and we have a roundabout which we call the "Bull Ring" When your joining the Bull Ring you need to pull into your correct lane, there is 3 parts in which you can join, i was in the middle lane, some older man was in the right lane and luckily the left lane was empty, as i was pulling onto the middle lane, the older man swung into the middle lane from the right, with no indicator or warning, he just randomly pulled, usually i drive at pace around this section but was rather slow at this point so was fully aware of his actions, but his swerve also made me swerve half way into the left lane, if there was a car in the left lane it would have been really bad, Anyone know knows me will know that i HATE old people driving on roads, i reckon they should loose their license and get free public transport, because most of the "NEAR" collisions are normally caused by older folk who have very slow if any, reactions! ahh, they annoy me soo much!!! rant over!!

USU having more problems!

My car - USU is still causing me loads of problems just now, it went from her needing a new wheel, to having my door repaired and now to having my break lights fixed, it seems like I'm having problem after problem with USU, for anyone who hasn't yet gathered, USU is my car, the reason why i call her USU is because that's the last few characters on the Reg plate. I noticed the break light problem when i was dropping Lana off home last night, i noticed my break light stayed permanently on, i then done some testing and it was clear it was a problem, i called up my garage this morning, the guys i go to are normally on the ball and quite quick, i don't mind spending money with these guys as their about the only garage Ive been to where they don't cause problems then expect you to pay for it, they are always very honest and advise me when or if it needs fixed, they fixed it on the spot without booking in, was rather impressed as normally i have to leave the car for an hour or two, but luckily she's up and running now as I'm going to be relying on her more heavily over the next week, as we'll be doing some long distance driving! Very glad USU is sorted!

Favourite Locations

"CLICK IMAGES TO MAKE THEM BIGGER"

I dunno what it is with me these days, but i seem to be appreciating my surroundings a lot more, I enjoy seeing a lot more of my country (Scotland), I have been going more drives in my car, going further than before, taking in loads of new sights, I decided to post some picture from some locations I have visited, some of the ones above are from some of my favorite locations so far, I have a lot more but will most likely not post these on here.

Mirrors (Movie)

"I DESCRIBE WHAT HAPPENS, MOVIE SPOILER, DON'T READ IF YOUR NOT SEEN MOVIE YET"

I've never been much of a horror fan to be honest, not that i'm scared to watch them, just find them to far fetched at times, take for example the saw film, i can't grasp what the fascination is with this movie, my pals at work were having a discussion about the Saw and how good it was and that they could not wait for the new Saw movie to come out, i remember watching the 1st Saw film and thought it was really bad, i won't rattle on about it, i cant seem to get to the point i want to make about that particular film, anyhoo, getting back to the purpose of this movie, "Mirrors" I had seen the adverts and for the first time in along time i though this horror looked pretty decent, I encouraged Lana to watch this with me (Lana is not big on horrors as she is easily scared lol) we got our munchies and lay on the bed, i put the movie on, the start seemed really cheesy, the bloke running through the subway and then slicing his kneck wide open, i thought to my self, Oh no, another heavily gory movie, i never realised the main character Kiefer Sutherland who plays Ben Carson in the movie was in the movie, I remember Kiefer from the movie "The Lost Boys" wow, what a movie that was, that was old skool movies back then, As soon as i seen Kiefer in the movie i thought id give it another chance so continued to watch, the film began to impress me, the story line was fairly simple, Kiefe plays an ex copper who is struggling for work and has some family issues, himself and his wife have taking a break from each other while Kiefer (Ben in the movie) tries to get himself back on his feet after killing a fellow police officer, Ben then gets a Patrol Security job where he has to Patrol an old Deparment store, on the first night Ben finds some weird happenings going on with the mirrors, Ben continues to come back and work, the story then thickens, Ben lives with his sister and whatever evil is in the old Department store, it has followed Ben home, when Ben Leaves his sister alone the evil lets leash on the sister who is played by Amy Smart (Angela Carson in the movie), the mirrors completly rip her mouth wide open instantly killing her. As the movie goes on, its basically the mirrors want Ben to find an old Child (older woman now) as this child when growing up was cursed by evil which was then passed into the mirrors, Ben Finally tracks down this child, well who is an old woman now and has to take her back to the place where the evil left her and into the mirrors, Ben manages to get the woman to return back, meanwhile as this is happening, the Mirrors are opening up an attack on Ben's wife and 2 children, almost taking the daughters life, luckily the wife manages to safe the daughter, Ben finally manages to fix things by managing to get the evil from the mirros back into the old lady, once this has been done the evil inside the woman now tries to kill Ben, Ben manages to kill the old lady and after the department store starts falling down ontop of Ben, he manages to escape but then as he gets outside he realises that he is now behind the mirrors? (is this an invitation for mirrors 2?) The movie kinda ends there, so maybe we may see mirrors 2, frankly i dont think we will, its a good watch but i certainly wouldn't watch again, but don't let me put you off if your planning to go see this movie, it is recommended, the film plot was very good and has wee twists and makes u think a little too. So overall i was pleased with this movie :)

Road trip in usu

"USU is my Car, USU is the in my Car Reg"

What a wild wet miserable day it has turned out to be today. The rain is pouring down, me and my good lady lana had originally planned to do something else, but due to this wild weather we have ended up just driving to other parts of scotland. The picture posted above is us on our travels home, this is us coming out off stirling, lana has takin over driving for me, we are about exactly 1 hour away from home according to our satnav, doesnt really bother me how long it takes to get home, we are enjoying the drive and also this great weather, wild wet stormy lookin weather, amazing, we have been driving since 12 this morning, apart from when we stopped into braehead to do some shopping for my sisters birthday, we also ended up getting our lunch there, a lovely big subway, yum, was actually really good, dont often have a subway. We got the meal deal which was only 2.99. Bargain! Back onto our travels, i cant say exactly where we ended up. We were kinda cought up in coversation so lost all sense of where we were, we are roughly about 30 miles away from home, feeling quite hungry just now, could actually eat a pizza right now, so in the mood! So far having a great wee time, love spending time with lana, she really makes me happy and makes me feel really good around her. Sorry if you find any spelling mistakes as i am currently blogging via my mobile/cell phone. Logging off now.

Tropic Thunder (Movie)

Well well well, As soon as i heard that Ben Stiller and Jack Black where bringing out Tropic Thunder, i got really excited and very anxious to go see it, took me around 3 weeks after the release date to eventually go, me and my girl Lana took up the Orange Wednesday to get a buy one get one free! woohoo! but, here's the thing, i class my self as a big movie geek, i used to watch at least 5 films a week depending on how busy i was with other things, i love films, i could watch them all day long, we arrived at the cinema, me all excited, with it being Tropic Thunder, we took munchies along with us, the cinema charge a fortune, prob worse than Dougies shop (work joke), so we sat there, watching the adverts, again very anxious for this movie to start, why do they play so many stupid adverts? it seriously does my head in, but anyhooo, the film begins, me and my girl cuddled up waiting for a giggle, the movie starts quite promising, a wee laugh here and there, about 15/20 mins into the film, was seriously not impressed, i felt myself getting more exciting from eating a tube or smarties, i look around and my girl half sleeping half conscious, lol, i could understand though, the movie was just getting worse, i was really quite let down, im a huge fan of Ben Stiller and have loved all his movies, find him incredibly funny, i found that Jack Black's bits where actually quite funny, thats just because you take one look at Jack and u have a giggle. Didn't take me long till i was in the state my girl was, i think i did actually fall asleep for maybe 10 mins, i cant be so sure, but evetually when i woke up the film ending 5 mins later, i was really happy to be leaving, I had a wee moan at my girl about this, very disapointed :) oh well, here hopes Ben Stiller does better in his up-coming films!

The Drovers

Im really excited that we are going to the Drovers. For anyone who doesnt know what this, drovers is a small pub/hotel which is heavily rumoured to being haunted. Me and close members of the family are going here for my sisters 30th birthday. The new addition to my family is also going, my gorgeous girlfriend lana x x i will update more on this when i actually go there and will also upload some photos

Passion for Celtic FC

For years I've been a supporter of the bhoys. I've watched the highs and lows. I've witnessed and felt the excitement from paradise; the rush of 60,000 fans singing in unison to fields of athenry. Watched as legends run through the tunnel saluting their beloved fans.

Although I no longer have a season ticket, every game I get the same excitement from watching our bhoys play the game that we love so well. And play it like it should be played - like champions.

Celtic FC 1888

First Insight

I genuinely have never blogged before. It's never been something that I've been interested in and if honest, found it quite boring. That is before I really tried it. So my bad for that. And here's to a long sequence of blogging!

Don't expect long deep meaningfuls, but short, sharp and straight to the point blogs.